Isaac William

10/03/25 05:41 PM Filed in: Family
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Isaac William was born 10/3/25 at 5:41pm at Northside Fulton in Cumming, GA. 21 1/2", 8 lb 2 oz; 1 minute Apgar of 8; 5 minute of 9. He was delivered by C-section as, after four hours of pushing, the doctors determined that he was sunny-side up. Mom and baby are doing fine. I don't know who gave him the alligator onesie, but his maternal great-grandfather was a fellow of the "Ancient Elliptical Order of Alligators" which is an informal honorary society associated with the American College of Physicians. Their goal was to "drain the swamp."



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Maternal grandmother with Isaac in the hospital.


On mom's first push a fire alarm went off at the hospital1. Therefore I have given him the nickname "Scorch". Because Isaac means "laughter" in Hebrew, his handle will be "Laughing Scorch" and, if he's at all like his grandfather, his Indian name will be "Laughing Scorched Earth."

I used AI to generate a few ideas for a "Laughing Scorch" avatar.

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[1] I wasn't there and no one can prove that I was.
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